FAQ
Asked from the porch steps
What folks ask before they come up. Answered with a howdy and not much after it.
- Why are you the most expensive one?
- Somebody has to be, and we are the friendliest, so it seemed fair. Forty-three dollars buys the same nothing as a dollar does, with a better greeting.
- What comes with the howdy?
- A name on a state form and a howdy every time you call. The howdy is sincere. The form is the product. Nothing follows either one.
- Is somebody at the office?
- Somebody is on the porch. The porch is attached to the office. The office is empty and the porch is not, most days.
- What happens to mail on the porch?
- It gets a howdy and a seat on the porch swing. It is comfortable there. It is not going anywhere.
- What if a lawsuit comes to the porch?
- The process server gets the warmest welcome in the state and then the state's rule for a company with nobody home, which is on the Wyoming page. We wave them toward it.
- Why does the porch face only Wyoming?
- The porch faces Wyoming. We would wave at another state but it is behind the house.
- Can I come by?
- Please do. Everybody does, once. Howdy is the whole visit and it is a good one.
- Will you remind me of anything?
- We send a howdy. If you take it as a reminder, friend, it is a reminder. Most people take it as a howdy.
- What is the most the porch would ever pay out?
- The fees from the three months before the trouble, which is $10.75. We would hand it over with a smile, and that would be the end of the smile.
- Can you show me the door, friend?
- At any time, for any reason or none, without notice and without refund. We would say howdy first. We always do.
- Who else is out there, friend?
- Well, howdy: Bucking Horse Agents at $0, IDGAF Registered Agents at $1, Sagebrush Registered Agent at $2, YOLO Registered Agent at $2.50, Tree Fiddy Registered Agents at $3.50, Tumbleweed Registered Agent at $4, YOLO Registered Agents at $5, Wind River Agents at $6, Dogwater Registered Agent at $7, Sagebrush Agents at $9, Bighorn Agents at $10, Big Sky Registered Agent at $11, Mid Wyoming Agent at $12, Ranch Hand Agents at $14, Prairie Registered Agent at $16, Dogwater Registered Agents at $17, 19 Registered Agent at $19, 19 Registered Agents at $19, Mid Wyoming Agents at $22, Tumbleweed Agents at $23, IDGAF Agents at $24, Mid Registered Agent at $27, Bison Registered Agent at $28, Registered Agents of WY at $30, Devils Tower Registered Agent at $31, Devils Tower Registered Agents at $32, Registered Agent of WY at $34, Big Sky Agent at $36, Mid Registered Agents at $37, Antelope Agents at $38, Big Sky Registered Agent Co. at $40 and Ranch Registered Agent at $41. We are forty-three dollars, which is the most in the state, and we greet you for it. The nothing is the same at every door. Ours opens with a smile.
- Is the coffee free?
- The coffee is free and it has been on since Tuesday. Nobody has finished a cup. Nobody has stayed long enough.
- Anything else?
- Howdy. That was it. That was always it.